Hi, my name is Loki, and I enjoy hanging out in places I shouldn’t be, looking cute in the hopes that no one will get mad.
Often in the mornings I like to weasel myself onto the window sill to spy on the goings on around town. I’m technically allowed to be here but when I push the window screen out I have crossed the border into dangerous territory.
I am certainly not allowed on the towels.
Not that it would stop me or anything.