My night isn’t over until Dan Porter says so

After 14 years on the Fort Bragg Police Force, officer Dan Porter is retiring at last. A collective sigh of relief from youths on skateboards was heard throughout the city of Fort Bragg when this fact was announced. I’m sure he won’t be missed by citizens under thirty.

Police Chief Russ Thomas called him a “gentle giant” in an interview with the Beacon–funny, he didn’t seem that gentle when he was attempting to illegally search my vehicle.

[Fort Bragg]