Glee: The Sue Sylvester Shuffle

Ryan Murphy (or Fox) appears determined to destroy what’s left of my soul by returning from an unfortunately abbreviated hiatus with two episodes in one week, one of which (last night’s) is extended, just to rub in the torment. Armed with a bowl of popcorn as a bribe for sitting through it, I watched the Glee Superbowl Special, and, boy howdy, folks. Boy howdy.

The opener was either the most brilliant, inspired metacommentary I have ever seen, or this is a show with even less self-awareness than I thought possible. Sue Sylvester telling us she’s ‘bored’ sounds like a line straight out of the writers’ mouths, followed by Quinn’s ‘you have to find a way to top yourself’ line; Glee, in a nutshell. Much like Sue’s Cheerios, I think Glee could really benefit from a back to basics. Rather than overextending itself in a desperation to make a splash and send a message, the show really ought to consider focusing on, you know. Not sucking.

In this episode, we learned that the best way to resolve bullying problems is to force bullies and their victims together on a group project. They will quickly join hands, sing kumbayah, and experience an inspiring moment with moving music and camera at half speed. Guaranteed. Oh, except for the part where it’s not. The episode really reinforced the idea that you owe your tormentors some kind of forgiveness and resolution if they’re ‘willing to meet you halfway,’ that you should extend hands and shake across the aisle with people who have beaten you up, doused you in slushies, trashcanned you, given you swirlies.

Which is something I disagree with pretty strongly. I’m not saying that the solution to bullying in school environments is epic grudge matches, but I also think that you reach a point, a point of no return, where victims don’t owe their bullies shit, no matter what they do, and the best you can hope for is a cessation of hostilities and an agreement to mutually ignore each others’ presences. That’s not feel good television, of course, but it’s a more realistic reality to shoot for than what Glee depicted.

Not to mention which, given how the show harps on the feminine coding of glee club participation, it’s notable that the solution to the bullying problem was to humiliate the football team by forcing them to participate in feminising activities. Now, one could argue that the intent was cooperation, not humiliation, but there were clear undertones in the framing of the episode and the lines; Glee wants to be comedy while it is also deadly serious and it’s at times like this that the divide clearly falls apart. It seems like the writers were uncertain on whether it was being played straight or for comedy, and it showed.

Glee seems determined, as satah points out, to give the antigay bully on the show some kind of redemption storyline. I agree with satah; I have zero interest in seeing his character redeemed, and, again, I realise that’s not a popular opinion. I don’t believe in the fundamental goodness of people and everyone’s possibilities for redemption and I’m not interested in his storyline, I’m not interested in Finn casually flinging antigay jokes, I’m not interested in the humanisation of bigots like Sue Sylvester. Which is not to say that bullies never, ever change, but I’m sick of this pop culture narrative where bullies always magically realise the wrongness of their ways and reform, because, guess what, that actually doesn’t happen very often.

And I don’t think a lot of viewers are interested in this redemption crap either, honestly. At this point, some people are watching Glee for the music1. Which, you know, that is a choice I respect. Other people are watching the show out of some sort of sick fascination to see if it can possibly top itself with awful. Then there are people like me who watch it out of obligation, and with a growing sense of dread.

And, of course, there are people who love Glee and don’t want to miss an episode, come hell or high water, but I suspect, although I cannot speak for them, that they are pretty tired of these wannabe afterschool special redemptive plots where Glee reminds viewers how very progressive and meaningful it is. Because, even if you don’t think they’re offensive, they’re pretty fucking boring.

It also seems that, again, Glee cannot find a way to integrate its minority characters, at all. They need Very Special Episodes, yet another reminder that we are weird and different and must be singled out for attention. Artie, Tina, and Mercedes were present this week, but in very limited ways (and mostly as props and objects of humor/inspiration), while the show revolved around the doings of people like Quinn and Karofsky. Yes, with ensemble casts, inevitably not every character gets equal screen time every week, and there are individual storylines to focus on particular topics. But it’s notable to see which characters get the most time, and what kind of stories they get.

Oh, by the way, Glee, I totally caught your casual fibro joke. Because disabilities are hilarious and make excellent butts of jokes! Good work!

  1. Which, in the interests of fairness, I should point out that I really liked the all male zombie rehearsal number in the auditorium. It felt like the show went a little lighter on the auto tune than usual, and it was a solid, interesting, fun number.

Stormy Doings: Shit on the Beach

Every time Northern California is inundated with water from the sky, which happens on a fairly predictable and in fact easily projectable basis, the news fills about a day later with warnings about beach closures. We are advised to avoid scores of public beaches because they’ve been contaminated with raw sewage and then a few days later they usually open again and we go about our business as though nothing has happened.

In the storms in December where Southern California got hammered with an unusually high amount of rainfall, the problem was particularly severe. Covering it at the Los Angeles Times, Tony Barboza described the problem pretty neatly:

As dirty storm runoff rushed seaward during the rains, it overwhelmed some of the region’s sewage systems, rupturing sewer mains, disabling pump stations and surging above manhole covers in a series of spills that swept hundreds of thousands of gallons of waste into the ocean.

Sewage on the beaches is a problem for a number of reasons. There’s the issue that most people want to be able to use beaches, and tend to get upset when they are closed, of course. There’s also the fact that large amounts of sewage can cause environmental problems. Nitrogen-rich materials like those found in wastewater tend to attract algae and can create algal blooms, in turn leading to fish kills as the water clouds. This can harm the local ecosystem as well as the economy, because when fish are dying, fisheries aren’t able to operate. There’s a cascading series of problems that happens when eutrophication occurs in waterways and they can become very serious.

The sewage/stormwater problem is a direct consequence of the way storm drains and sewers are set up. These two systems are intended to run separately and do, in many areas. Runoff is directed to beaches, rivers, lakes, and other waterways for disposal. Sewage goes to a treatment plant so it can be processed. The processed sewage can be used in a variety of ways; there’s a trend in some areas of California, for example, to employ it in municipal landscaping, to avoid using freshwater that might be directed to other purposes, like drinking.

However, when the stormwater system gets overloaded, problems can start to develop, and you get crossover, because all those cracked and leaking pipes and illegal sewer connections start to rear their ugly heads, sending untreated sewage dumping into the stormwater drainage system. The sewage/stormater issue is a particularly large problem in cities with what are called ‘combined’ systems, which is a large percentage of them, since this system was dominant well through the 1930s. In such systems, sewage and runoff from streets is transplanted in the same piping, which gets overloaded in storms. Emergency releases go into operation, releasing, yes, raw sewage directly into waterways to dump the system out as quickly as possible, with the goal of avoiding problems like sewage backups.

No Dumping: A plaque next to a storm drain advises people that the drain empties into the ocean.

Some cities have recognised that this solution is far from ideal and they’ve implemented holding ponds. When the weather gets rough, the sewage gets shunted to those ponds for collection, where it hangs out until it can be processed, after the system is no longer overloaded. Another alternative is to retrofit the existing system, leaving it in place but creating a separate internal system for handling stormwater. This is expensive and disruptive, but still cheaper than redoing the whole system.

Cities justified the original installations by claiming it was cost effective and it would work, for their needs. This was undoubtedly true. Now, many cities are faced with sewage treatment plants that are not meeting their needs and they lack the funding and the infrastructure to take care of the problem. It’s not just that it would be very expensive to redo an entire sewage system, or substantial chunks of it. Cities would basically have to set up a separate sewage system while maintaining the old one, transitioning people to it as they replace the old one, because you can’t have wastewater treatment offline. This is a costly and challenging task and a lot of cities aren’t up to it —talk about job creation, retrofitting basic municipal services in the United States would have been a solid way to use stimulus funds.

The problem goes round and round, endlessly, and people are reminded of it during storms when they read about yet another beach contamination and closure. And then the beach opens and they go back to what they were doing, while the underlying problem is still present. Overloaded runoff systems during storms are a warning of other problems with a water management system. As cities go, much of their infrastructure remains the same. Water usage is going up, methods for handling that water when it’s used are not increasing correspondingly. And people can generate a lot of wastewater for collection in gutters and streets; gardening, washing cars, working on various other projects. Every little bit adds to the system, and bit by bit, the systems fall apart.

In Southern California, authorities were heavily criticised for not anticipating the problem and taking some steps to address it. It’s entirely possible, in their defense, that they did see the problem, and they may have even developed proposals for taking care of it and increasing water safety. However, they might not have been provided with enough money to implement needed changes, to fix broken and inadequate systems. And then they opened up their copies of the Times to be reminded yet again of their failed efforts; can people really be blamed when they see a problem, outline a plan for dealing with it, and are denied the funding and resources they need to address the issue?

And how many other cities have ticking time bombs in their sewer and storm runoff systems? One consequence of climate change is increasing rainfall in some areas, which means these systems are going to be tested more than ever before, by swelling populations as well as increased amounts of rainwater to handle. How many will be up to the task?

Combined Peppers

Keegan Hamilton at Riverfront Times: Schwag frontman Jimmy Tebeau says Camp Zoe is an idyllic campground for weekend hippie jam fests. Federal prosecutors beg to differ.

…every summer since 2004, thousands of tie-dyed hippies have descended on the Ozarks as though it were Haight-Ashbury circa 1967.

Cienna Madrid at The Stranger: Holy Crap!

Instead of a quick test, Adams recounted that the woman administering the exam was “judgmental, especially when she realized my partner and I were not married. She then asked me to read a Bible verse aloud and said she wanted me to know how important abstinence is before marriage. I felt my joyous event was being marred by this course of events.”

Sarah Mirk at Portland Mercury: Fight, Not Flight

ACLU attorney Ben Wizner explained that his team chose to file in Portland in part because it’s where Kariye is from, but also because they hope the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals (which covers the West Coast) will give the case a fairer shake than other circuits.

Michael Roberts at Denver Westword: Medical marijuana: Jessica Corry on suit that could make Denver liable for MMJ shutdowns

‘…we’re cautiously optimistic that this case could have a positive impact on how courts view the relationship between Amendment 20′s constitutional rights for medical marijuana rights and limits to how local governments can pick and choose who can operate in their jurisdictions.’

Nigel Jaquiss at Willamette Week: Elizabeth Lynn Dunham: May 12, 1961-Jan. 16, 2011

First, the list of things Goldschmidt stole from Dunham should not include her identity.