Thursday Night Homemaking

After a bit of an unplanned hiatus, my Thursday night posts with pictures from old magazines continue!

This week, two treasures from the trove passed on by Linnea: A mail order crafting pattern and some selections from a recipe book by Carnation promoting “New Velvetized Carnation” from 1966.

A mail order pattern from Extension Magazine Home Arts Service, date unknown.   Photo shows several pieces of paper layered on top of each other. The bottom piece is the pattern itself, printed on transparent paper and stamped Pattern No. 5144 by Alice Brooks. The middle piece of paper is the directions, labeled Wool Picture Pattern 5144 and showing a smaller scale version of the pattern, which depicts a country house surrounded by a lush garden. A color key to the side shows which colors belong where, and various stitches are demonstrated below the image. The directions themselves are obscured by the third piece of paper, the envelope the pattern came in, which has a return address marked: Contents: Merchandise Postmasters: This parcel may be opened for inspection if necessary Extension Magazine Home Arts Service 82 Eighth Avenue New York N.Y. Return Postage Guaranteed. The postmark in the upper right corner shows that it is postmarked New York and that postage cost one cent.

If anyone would be tinkled pink to actually MAKE this, please let me know and I will mail you the pattern! In the meantime, glory at the Wool Picture, my friends.

(For reasons unknown to me, WordPress is REFUSING to allow me to add alt text to this image. Just this one. No idea why. Anyway, if you click through, you can access the alt text/description on the photo’s Flickr page. I’m really sorry!)

What this cookbook definitely needed was more orange. I do think it’s a little weird that it was a promotional tool for Carnation, and it wasn’t done in Carnation’s colours. Nor is there a Carnation logo anywhere on the front or back. You must open it up to see which treasures lie within!

Image depicts a full page spread with a full color photograph of what appears to be a cream of mushroom soup or casserole in the foreground. We can see a hand emptying a can of Carnation evaporated milk into the dish, which is sitting on an orange stove, and in the background small orange bowls of vegetables are sitting on the counter next to some whole mushrooms. A cutting board just beyond shows partially sliced onions, mushrooms, and a knife.  Text overlaid across the top of the image reads: The wise mortgage-minder discovers bright new ways to serve less expensive vegetables! Try a hint of herbs, the tang of cheese and Carnation. New Velvetized Carnation adds saucy goodness to corn, peas or beans...makes creamed spinach in minutes....and does something delicious to zucchini or carrots.

Like this! The ad copy on this is truly spectacular. “Saucy goodness,” for example. And “does something delicious to…”

Controversy: In the Eye of the Beholder, Apparently

Every year in the United States, there’s a large sporting event called the Superbowl, which I generally ignore, in keeping with my policy of ignoring sports as a whole. However, even I must acknowledge that this event has a profound impact on the culture and society of the United States, and that much of this impact doesn’t occur when the players are on the field.

It happens during the commercial breaks.

For some reason which remains pretty much totally unfathomable to me, the Superbowl is recognized as the event at which all the stops get pulled out by advertisers. This practice may have originated from the simple fact that the Superbowl generates a very large captive audience which advertisers might as well take advantage of. Companies commonly roll out new ads at the Superbowl, and sometimes develop special ads just for the Superbowl. And, as such, it’s become highly competitive. Spots, even 30 second ones, are extremely expensive, and broadcasters are quite choosy about the content they accept.

People talk about Superbowl ads. Television critics write them up. The ads get posted all over the Internet and discussed. Superbowl ads are a big deal. And what’s an even bigger deal, sometimes, is the ads which don’t air at the Superbowl.

Advertisers apply their own tastes and morals when it comes to deciding on content. Officially, they won’t air content which is “controversial,” but it turns out that the definition of “controversial” could be better defined as “content which is not in line with conservative values.” Which means that the broadcasters are actually routinely making value judgments about “acceptable” content when they vet Superbowl ads, and those judgments have a real impact on viewers, because a lot of stuff never reaches people who might benefit from seeing it.

Now, you’re thinking to yourself “how could ads be controversial?” After all, we’ve had Superbowl ads glamourizing rape culture. Those apparently weren’t controversial.

Well, as it turns out, broadcasters found something to deem “uncontroversial” which directly reflects on what they do think is controversial, and that something is the reproductive rights movement. This year, an anti-reproductive rights commercial will be aired during the Superbowl, and despite the fact that networks thought it uncontroversial enough to run, there’s a lot of hubbub about it. In fact, at this point, even if the ad were withdrawn, the point would have been made. If the goal was to get people talking about abortion, “free speech,” and “controversy,” well played, anti-reproductive rights folks. Well played.

The ad is being funded by Focus on the Family, an organization which I’m not a big fan of since it says pretty hateful things about me and the people I love on a regular basis. And it’s featuring an apparently notable college football player, Tim Tebow. The thrust of the ad? “Good thing Tim’s mother didn’t kill her baby, because now you get to watch him play football!”

This, not controversial. An attempt six years ago by the United Church of Christ to run an ad welcoming gays and lesbians to their services? Controversial. Apparently airing a very blatant issues-message ad is ok, as long as the ad promotes conservative stances on those issues. If Focus on the Family wanted to run an ad about how the gays are ruining the United States, would CBS accept it?

Clearly, this is not an ad which is intended to win hearts and minds. Most people at this point have a pretty firm personal stance on the abortion issue. It’s an ad which is meant to be controversial. That’s the whole point, is to get people like me discussing it. If I could change minds with a 30 second ad spot at the Superbowl, you’d damn well bet I would move the earth to run an ad which said “treat people like human beings.”

Something struck me while I was reading a writeup of this article, and maybe it’s just because sometimes my mind works in strange ways. I was thinking about the argument of a lot of people who want to impose their values about reproductive rights on other people, the people who say “but if someone has an abortion, it might deprive us of a future great person!” Or, maybe, by keeping the baby, that person is depriving us of a future  great person in the form of the zygote which would have implanted but now can’t because the uterus is ocupado.

Or, maybe, that whole argument is totally spurious and should just be ignored, eh?

This all plays into the larger idea held by some people in the United States that it’s ok to impose their values on others. I don’t think it’s ok to do that. I would never try to convince someone who doesn’t want an abortion to have one. I can and have supported friends who have chosen to continue unwanted or unexpected pregnancies. And I don’t understand why the same respect can’t be given to me by others.

And I certainly don’t have a problem with Mr. Tebow’s decision to speak out on abortion and to share his thoughts on it. I support his right to be personally opposed to abortion, and to talk about it. Presumably he does not support my right to be personally a fan of reproductive rights, and to talk about it.

Don’t like abortion? Don’t have one. And let the people who do want one figure things out on their own. Maybe they’re going to hell in your world, but they are human beings, and that means that they get to run that risk for themselves.

Parallel Coats

Like a Whisper: Want Ad For Feminist Revolution Pt. I (via Lauredhel at FWD)

For all of my students of color, queer students, poor students, and especially my differently-abled ones  committed to social justice struggling with this same thing, and for every marginalized woman who has been reduced to begging so-called feminist for the right to work, let me say it again: I call Bullshit!

Geek Girls Guide: iPad Leakage

I just think it’s interesting that Apple picked a loaded (for women) term for their new product, and it’s strange that they couldn’t be bothered to show even ONE woman using it.

BBC News: Remembering the godfather of toilets

The company he founded still exists, being run from a country estate in Warwickshire.

The Age: Seaman ‘kicked asylum seeker off rescue boat’

”I saw him raise one of his feet … He kicked the asylum seekers. From what I saw it was the head,” she said.

The Independent: Shooting Haiti: A Photographer’s Story

Many of Barria’s photographs, particularly of the sporadic looting that broke out in Port-au-Prince’s downtown area within a couple of days of the quake, were taken within a few feet of violent confrontations.

New Haven Advocate: The God of Depression

When only spoiled fruit and pilfered potatoes kept your children nourished, it might have seemed as if everything cost more than you could afford.

Philadelphia City Paper: One Small Step for Robots

It is widely recognized that the United States has let its once-invigorated focus in science and technology slip from its fingers like that errant balloon.