Dear Local Wildlife (Or Dogs), Please take steps to ensure that the following exchange never needs to happen again: (1:04:24 PM) meloukhia: There’s a head in my yard (1:09:28 PM) Tristan: ? (1:09:43 PM) meloukhia: I’m kind of hoping that if I don’t think about it, whatever dragged it in will take it away again. …
The Vineyard Lifestyle
Browsing The New York Times last night, I came across “Buying into the Vineyard Lifestyle,” and because I am a masochist (and I always look for things to make fun of here), I clicked on it. As I read, my eyebrows etched higher and higher, and I kept waking up chortling in the middle of …