I should apologize in advance to my foreign readers: there’s going to be a lot of stuff about politics in the next few months, and some of it is probably going to be really boring for you, unless you are really interested in American politics. That said, I really hope you engage in the discussion, because I would love to hear your perspective on the issues in American politics, and how politics here is being covered overseas. And I promise that things will die down after 4 November. Well, unless we have a repeat of the 2000 election.
So let’s talk about Palin. As my friend Sem said when McCain announced his pick, “raise your hand if you’ve heard of Palin before today.” I wish I could say that the Palin pick is historic, but, really, it’s just sexist and insulting, historic or not.
First of all, I want to talk about the timing of the announcement, because it was wicked sneaky. McCain wanted to steal Obama’s thunder on Friday morning, and he sure did it; the Obama speech slipped to the bottom of the news cycle pretty fast. Also, notably, so did McCain’s 72nd birthday, which just happened to fall on the same day. It was some brilliant timing, and the pick was a political move which might be shrewd, or might be terrible.
From the shrewdness point of view, putting a woman on the GOP ticket tells Americans that the Republicans are ready for change, and they’re going to shake some shit up, or it may attract disaffected Hillary voters who really are foolish enough to vote for the ticket with the vagina, as my top-secret convention contact put it. (I really hope that this isn’t the case.) Palin also has a reputation as a bit of a maverick, reinforcing the whole McCain “ideal.” But really, it’s just that they are smart enough to realize the value of a token.
It’s a problematic decision, though. Her minimal political experience makes her an easy target for the Obama campaign, which is probably tired of being battered on the experience issue. Palin “hasn’t spent a day in Washington,” whereas Obama has at least served in the Senate. And if people are smart enough to realize that she’s basically been picked as a political tool, they might just get a tad riled up. I certainly hope so. This could backfire in a major way, and she’s already being shredded on The Daily Show and objectified on VPILF. I may not like Biden, but I kind of can’t wait to see him tear her apart in the veep debates.
Palin herself is certainly not a candidate I can get behind, and most of the feminist community seems to be with me on this one. Let’s just give a few highlights of why Palin, in my opinion, is not a good choice for veep:
- Staunchly pro-life, and I mean staunchly.
- She advocates for the teaching of creationism in schools.
- Very pro-drilling in Alaska (husband is in oil), and has a generally weak environmental record.
- She may have “gay friends,” but she is against marriage equality.
- She doesn’t support equal pay for women!
- Involved in a whiff of a corruption scandal involving her attempt to get her brother in law fired, which could become a major political problem.
- Pop quiz: when was Palin’s first passport issued? If you answered “2007,” you are correct! (Just for comparison, my first passport was issued when I was two weeks old.) But it’s ok, she knows about foreign policy because Alaska is “close to Russia.” (And Canada!)
- Babygate! I mean, hot damn, first there’s the kerfuffle over the parentage of the youngest kid, and then she announces that her oldest is preggers, but it’s ok, because she’s marrying the father. So we have, in one blow, clear evidence that abstinence-only education totally sucks, a “lack of Christian values,” and evidence that Palin is just, uhm, not a very good parent. Her daughter will “grow up really fast” all right…
- Her political experience: council member, then mayor of a town the size of Fort Bragg, partial term as governor of Alaska.
- Also, you’re “sexist” if you question the Palin pick!
Finally:
“As for that VP talk all the time, I’ll tell you, I still can’t answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day? I’m used to being very productive and working real hard in an administration. We want to make sure that that VP slot would be a fruitful type of position, especially for Alaskans and for the things that we’re trying to accomplish up here for the rest of the U.S., before I can even start addressing that question.”
-Sarah Palin, July 2008