Ugh

Reading Joe. My. God. this morning, I came across an article featuring the “creepiest cell phone ad ever,” and it was indeed creepy, and disgusting, so I felt the need to rant about it for a moment. Have you ever seen/experienced something that just repulsed you? Left you with crawling skin and an urgent need to smack something? That’s kind of how I felt after watching that ad.

For those of you who don’t feel like watching the ad (and my visually impaired readers), it opens with a woman lying in a bed, wearing a negligee and loosely covered in sheets. Then, the shot goes wide, and we see a man in a window across the way, looking into her bedroom. He raises his cell phone, takes a picture, and then starts, uhm, using the touch screen on the cell phone to manipulate the woman. At the close of the ad, her fire sprinklers go off, and she sits up in bed and apparently thinks “fire sprinklers are hot sexytime fun,” as opposed to “oh my God, my house is on fire,” so she writhes around with a sultry expression. Then, the man’s phone rings, and it turns out to be his mother, and the ad fades out with the woman in the bed again, and the tagline “keep a secret.” Did I mention that the guy is licking his lips while manipulating the phone? Because he is.

As I watched the ad, my discomfort level rose to hitherto unknown levels, and I found myself increasingly disgusted and distressed. So much so, in fact, that I found it hard to even begin articulating why the ad bothered me so much.

Oh, let’s start with the idea that women are just playthings for voyeurs, as one of the commenters pointed out, and that it is apparently totally acceptable to peep into the windows of attractive women while they sleep. And yeah, being manipulated remotely via a complete stranger (we assume, from the context of the ad), yeah, that’s also apparently totally cool. And, you know. Hot. It’s a rape fantasy for the electronic age, complete with the idea that every woman secretly wants it, and I hope that every woman (and everyone else) who sees it is very not-secretly horrified by it.

It makes me wonder what market the commercial was aimed at. Is it meant to spark controversy and horror to draw attention to the brand of cellphone being advertised? Was it intended to end up on the sorts of sites where people exchange gross, disgusting, exploitative videos? Was it never meant for general release at all? I’m not sure, but whatever the origins of the ad, I wish it would climb back into them.

Several of the queer commenters on the thread related to the advertisement also pointed out that ads like this are much more acceptable than ads with gay sexual themes. Had the scene depicted a female voyeur, or a man lying in the bed, it probably would have sparked controversy. Apparently, only heterosexual women are allowed to be the subjects of televised rape fantasies and virtual abuse.

I need to go take a shower now.

June Book Project Report: The Half Year Review

Well, the Book Project is officially a half-year old, which is cause for celebration, I think. I tell you what, I didn’t realize the scope of insanity that embarking on the Book Project really entailed when I offhandedly talked about it with a friend in December. It really is hard to write about every single book I read in a year, since sometimes I just don’t have that much to say about books, and I read a fair amount of trash.

At any rate, in June I read 30 books, an average of one a day, and 11,441 pages, roughly 381 pages a day. I also read some pretty good books in June. New books that I read and liked included Skeletons at the Feast, The Mourner’s Dance, Lady Lazarus, The Cloud Atlas, and Invisible Monsters. I also enjoyed re-reading City of Quartz, and it’s safe to say that The Almost Moon was the worst book I read in June. I’m having a tough time deciding what my favourite book was, though, because I really did read some good books in June. I may have to go with Lady Lazarus, just because it was so rich and complex, and I am really glad that Vicki recommended it to me.

Of course, no half year review is complete without, you know, a half year review.

So far, I have read 176 books in 2008, and 59,249 pages. I read the most books in March, when I read 40 books, and 13,174 pages. January was the low point, with 21 books and 6,261 pages. My favourite books this year have been The Sparrow, This is the Way the World Ends, Dracula, Everything Conceivable, Nation of Rebels, and Lady Lazarus. This is the Way the World Ends was, hands down, the best book I read this year. It’s just that awesome. And I am pleased to note that three of the books I loved this year were recommended by people, while two were re-reads, and one was a book that just caught my eye at the library one day. I think that’s a nice, diverse cross section.

One thing that the Book Project has done is introduce me to all sorts of books I would never have read, and I’m really grateful for that. I haven’t liked all of the books sent to me or recommended so far, but I’ve loved some of them, and I’m glad I had the chance to read them. It’s also been very interesting to track my reading habits, and to examine what I read, and when, and why.

If you want to recommend books for me to read, please add them to the comments on this (and any other) Book Project post. You can also email me (meloukhia at gmail dot com) if you’re feeling shy. I pledge to make an earnest attempt to read every single book which is recommended to me this year.

If you really want me to read something, you can send it to me:

s.h. smith

po box 2764

fort bragg, california, 95437

I am also happy to return books which people want to lend to me; if you lend me a book through the mail, include a note to let me know that you want it back when I’m done.

Hooting Polka Dots

Bloom’s Syndrome is a very rare disease. I like reading about extremely unusual diseases, so I thought you might too; this article profiles Sheryl Grossman, a patient with Bloom’s, while also providing loads of fascinating information. Yay learning!

The housing crisis is generally agreed to be bad, and here’s even more bad news: it’s going to get worse. A whole lot worse.

Paul House has been exonerated through DNA evidence. So why is he being tried again for a murder he didn’t commit?

Transit authorities all over the country are struggling to cope with high fuel prices. Luckily, they’re getting more riders, too.

Get your rocks off and, uh, help save the rock we live on.

Will terrorists rock the vote? (Thanks for the link, Vicki!)

The fall of the tobacco industry has been accompanied with a rise in the ornamental flower industry.

The Weekend in Books

One thing about not being able to go outdoors is that I got rather a lot of reading done, although I had to battle with Mr. Bell for custody of the chair. I tell you what, competition for the chair can be quite vicious, especially when restless cats are involved. At any rate, this weekend I read books 172-176, and I ate a lot of shrimp curry.

Black Swan Green

This book was recommended by Haddock, via Kris, so I guess I have to give both of them credit for the fact that I read it. I have to say, I rather liked it. Something about coming of age novels from England gets me all giddy, and the setting of the 1980s was particularly interesting. Thatcher’s England. The Falklands War.

One thing about the book that I really liked is that each chapter stood alone as its own story. While the chapters did string together, and clearly followed a plot line, they could also be read independently, and I rather dug that. The use of language was also quite interesting; I like how Mitchell played with the concept of the narrator’s stutter, using it as a plot device without being all overt about it, and while I don’t normally like books written in the first person, it worked for Black Swan Green.

This might be one of the better books I’ve read this month, and I have a sense that I will be returning to it at some point in the future. And I’m also going to order the right Cloud Atlas so I can read that, too.

Demographics:

Black Swan Green, by David Mitchell. Published 2006, 294 pages. Fiction.

Monday Mourning

I needed some cheesy mystery novels to flesh out my book table, so I grabbed a couple of Kathy Reichs books. There’s not a lot to say about mystery procedurals, except that these are rather interesting because Kathy Reichs is a real live honest to god forensic anthropologist, and that, I think, makes a big difference. There’s a note she strikes that other mystery writers don’t, because they just don’t have the experience. Small details from her career experiences make the books that much more alive and real.

I’m also a fan of Bones, the television series which is very loosely based on Reichs’ books, although it almost seems based more on her career than the books. Pretty much the only consistent thing between the books and the series is the lead character’s name. I think I like the Temperance Brennan of Bones much better than the Temperance Brennan of the books. The book Tempe seems like a bit of a dolt, honestly, running around doing very unbright things.

But it does make me add “forensic anthropologist” to my long list of “careers that would be neat to have someday.”

Demographics:

Monday Mourning, by Kathy Reichs. Published 2004, 305 pages. Fiction.

Nowtopia

The revolution is here, argues Chris Carlsson, and he wrote a book to prove it. It’s a pretty neat book, covering all manner of subversive behaviour in communities across the United States, from guerilla gardening to bicycle activism. It’s also a well-researched and interesting history, and while I don’t totally agree with the conclusion that the revolution is underway, it was still an interesting book.

I would argue that instead the book was a fascinating collection of profiles of people on the fringes of society who are trying to make a difference in the best ways they know how. But it’s not revolution until the people rise up as a popular collective. Sure, Nowtopia could be considered inspirational and all, but it’s only going to be read by people who are already engaging in revolutionary activity, so I’m not sure how much it accomplishes, honestly.

In a way, the book really illustrated the huge gulf between the thriving subculture, and the reality of American culture. Yes, people are doing things that are amazingly cool, but how much of a difference does it really make, when the vast majority of Americans aren’t paying attention?

Demographics:

Nowtopia, by Chris Carlsson. Published 2008, 278 pages. Sociology.

Deja Dead

The first book in the Temperance Brennan series, and it shows. Deja Dead is clunky, a bit overstuffed, and obviously struggling to find its footing, but it’s not necessarily a bad book. I think it laid solid groundwork for the rest of the series, establishing characters and issues so that they can be developed later. Obviously, it’s highly autobiographical, but there’s no need to view that as a bad thing. After all, Kathy Reichs has a pretty interesting life, and she can’t write about it explicitly for ethical and legal reasons, so why not fictionalize it?

One flaw with these books, I think, is the sense of overwrought tension. Granted, I’ve only read two, and I’m not, you know, chomping at the bit to read the rest of the series, but there does seem to be a sense of constant, stressful tension in the books that makes them a bit unpleasant to read, because it’s like this never-ending barrage. What will happen next? Goodness gracious!

Anyway, for those who haven’t read anything by Reichs, but enjoy reading good procedurals, I would recommend taking a peek at the series.

Demographics:

Deja Dead, by Kathy Reichs. Published 1997, 411 pages. Fiction.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

I’ve been working my way through the Harry Potters again on the side, in the midst of reading other books, because the last time I read them all in a row was last summer, right before Deathly Hallows came out. I wrote about the book right after I finished it last year, and now that I’ve read it again, I have a few things to add. I said last year that it was “my favourite,” and I’m going to have to rescind that. I liked Deathly Hallows, but I don’t think it’s the best, because it was poorly edited, and it felt very rushed, and I absolutely loathe the epilogue, which, I believe I have said elsewhere, reads like a piece of fan fiction.

Yes, the story found resolution in Deathly Hallows, but it was also wrapped up almost too neatly, especially courtesy of the epilogue. I like long series that leave you wondering about what’s going to happen to the characters in the coming years of their lives, allowing you to continue building on the story after it ends, and we weren’t given a chance to do that at the end of Deathly Hallows, which was all wrapped up with a neat, tidy bow.

Deathly Hallows certainly confirms my ideas about the weakness of Ron’s character. I know that some people think that Ron redeems himself by returning, in the end, but I think that his actions can’t quite be forgiven that easily, and that’s going to be a wedge in their relationships for the rest of their lives. Yes, coming back is better than never returning, and yes, Ron contributes hugely to the outcome of the story, but the fact that he left at all is always going to be there, in the background, whether or not people like it.

And I thought Harry really developed some spirit and spine, making difficult choices and all. I love the scene where he shames Lupin for abandoning Tonks, while Ron and Hermione don’t seem to understand how passionately Harry feels.

Of course, what the book is really about (what the whole series is about) is the redemption of Snape. And I’m not sure how it is that I can be so hard on Ron when Snape has done much more evil things, but there it is. I respect Snape as a courageous and determined character who tried to atone for what he did, although true atonement can never be reached, and I still maintain that he is the most interesting and complex character in the whole series. Too bad there will be no Snape spinoff.

Demographics:

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, by J.K. Rowling. Published 2007, 759 pages. Fiction.

I Am Hussein

One of the more interesting bits of political news this weekend is that Obama supporters, especially young Obama supporters, have adopted his middle name as their own. Not formally, of course, but people are changing their names on social networking sites, email services, and so forth. I happen to think it’s a rather interesting act of protest and consciousness-raising. I’m not quite sure what it will accomplish, but it’s pretty neat.

The Times article I linked to above references 1960′s Spartacus, a movie loosely based on the life (and rebellion) of a slave of the same name. I think even people who haven’t seen the film are familiar with the scene where authorities are trying to out Spartacus, and when he prepares to give himself up, shouting “I am Spartacus,” others in the crowd chime in “no, I am Spartacus,” so that it is impossible to identify the real Spartacus. It’s a theme which has been used in other movies; the idea of using the collective to render an idea or an identity less scary, and less persecutable.

And I can think of a few times when the technique has been used in real life, as re: certain adventures I won’t discuss because the statue of limitations isn’t up yet. But let’s just say that it’s harder to arrest 200 people for something than it is to arrest one person.

After all, if everyone had the middle name “Hussein,” it couldn’t really be used as an effective bludgeon, and I think it’s pretty excellent to see so many people taking it on, because they care so passionately about their candidate. I am, as admitted elsewhere, not a huge Obama fan, although I stand behind him as the best choice in a sea of not so great choices, but it’s rather inspiring to see that other people really are into him, so into him that they will embark on zany protest schemes.

The Times suggests that the Obama campaign must be less than thrilled with this protest campaign, because they don’t want to draw attention to the Hussein in the room. But I think that’s the wrong attitude to take. I think they should be open about it, frank and up front, because by putting it out there in the open, in a way they expose it to less criticism and ridicule.

Frankly, the whole idea that people are using Mr. Obama’s middle name against him is ludicrous to begin with, so why not highlight the craziness with a mass-name changing campaign? Sometimes, when a situation is blown out of proportion, people start to realize just how silly is really is.

So, for a little while, at least, I’ll be s.h. smith.

Shrimp Curry and Oh My God Everything is on Fire

No Henry Makepeace today, because everything stinks of smoke and it is cold, so I am hiding under a blanket with Mr. Bell and periodically checking the news to make sure that nothing in close proximity to me is on fire. Have I mentioned that it is extremely creepy to walk outside, smell smoke, assume that someone has a woodstove going, and then realize that no, in fact, no one is running their woodstove today? Also, that brownish-grey pall in the street? It’s not fog.

Apparently, a shift in the weather has led to an inversion which is forcing the smoke to hang around, rather than dissipating. Last night it was actually starting to disappear, thanks to a brisk breeze, but…it’s back! Like the Terminator (who apparently formally requested federal assistance yesterday). As of yesterday, here in Mendo we were down to 85 fires from a high of 131, but they were getting bigger, and Cal Fire had very poor containment, because, uhm, we don’t have enough firefighters. Apparently when you declare a state of emergency, no one cares.

I love how the few mentions about the fires in the media focus on Big Sur, which is a popular tourist area, and Napa, which is wine country, totally ignoring the epic fires in the Northern part of the state. The Southern California wildfires last year got tons of press coverage, probably because they put more homes in danger, but it’s still kind of disheartening to note that we barely merit cursory AP coverage. And those poor people flooded out in the Midwest are getting even less attention, despite the fact that the flooding is still going on, and getting worse in some areas. Good to know that the American media has a short attention span; maybe if they realized a bunch of celebrity palaces are threatened by the fires, we’d be seeing some news crews.

satellite image of fires

NASA took this picture. Not me. Well, duh, I mean it’s not like I have satellite access.

Anyway, here’s a recipe for shrimp curry, because that is what I will be eating for lunch. Silly vegans can use tofu instead.

In a wok, mix a can of coconut milk and two cups of broth of choice.

Bring the heat to medium, and add several slices of ginger cut into slivers, along with a slivered onion (I had an awesome onion from the farmers’ market), and a couple of teaspoons of red curry paste. Let this stuff simmer while you prepare other ingredients.

Throw some sliced green onions (I used three, because that’s what I had) into a small bowl, and add a chopped hot pepper or two, along with two tablespoons of fish sauce, and a tablespoon of brown sugar. (Silly vegans, use tamarind paste mixed with a bit of hot water to make it runny.)

Chop up a couple of zucchini and a handful of mushrooms. You don’t have to use these veggies, and feel free to use replacements like carrots, broccoli, whatever; just don’t overload on the vegetables, because you want the focus to be on the shrimp.

Speaking of which, dejacket and devein the shrimp. I know that deveining is a pain in the butt, but please do it anyway. Unless you’re into cacophagy and you don’t mind a little bitterness in your curry, in which case, rock on with your bad self.

Toss the shrimp into the wok of simmering goodness, and stir briefly before throwing in the vegetables. You may need to add more broth to get full coverage. When the shrimp are pink and the veggies are starting to soften, add in the green onion mixture, and cook for another minute or so, just until the green onions are soft.

Serve over rice, with some chopped coriander and a spritz of lime.

Depending on how much liquid you use, you can make it more soupy, or more thick and currylike; it’s entirely up to you. I like mine soupy, personally.

Red Flag

smoky sunrise

This is yesterday’s sunrise. See how the light is all creepy, red, and polarized? It would have been even more amazing with a really monstrous digital SLR, but this picture is still pretty damn awesome. The sun literally looked like a ruby in the smoke, and the light was bright red. For several hours. And again almost all day today. I really cannot describe the light; if you’re been near epic fires, you’ll know the kind of light I am talking about, it’s so orangey-red that you almost feel like everything is on fire.

And now, this from the National Weather Service:

“A RED FLAG WARNING MEANS THAT CRITICAL FIRE WEATHER CONDITIONS ARE EITHER OCCURRING NOW…OR WILL SHORTLY. A COMBINATION OF STRONG WINDS…LOW RELATIVE HUMIDITY…AND WARM TEMPERATURES WILL CREATE EXPLOSIVE FIRE GROWTH POTENTIAL.”

I think this means that more epic sunrises can be expected. The red flag warning is not projected to be lifted until Sunday.

The Guest House

Last Friday, Baxt and I went to the Guest House Museum, which for residents of Fort Bragg is known as the big brown building on the hill. I hadn’t been there since kindergarten, and she hadn’t been there since high school, so we were very excited to explore this megalithic figure in the Fort Bragg landscape. Plus, it only costs $2, and it’s a whole lot more fun than a miniature ice cream cone, which is pretty much the only other thing you can get for $2 in this town.

guest house museum

See, here’s a picture. I didn’t actually take that on Friday, it’s from a while ago, but I promise you it hasn’t changed that much.

Small town museums are really interesting because they are basically just collections of old pictures and weird junk that people donated because they thought it was interesting, or because they couldn’t bear to throw it away. So the Guest House Museum has everything from beautiful examples of antique harness:

harness

To things I didn’t take pictures of, because they were not very exciting, like a military uniform from Iraq and old lard pails. The Guest House has an interesting collection of photographs, which I also didn’t photograph because, well, I hope that’s obvious. But they are well worth checking out, because it’s really fun to try and orient yourself in perspective to old pictures, and I love looking at the clothes people wore in times of yore.

I really loved this saddlemaker’s bench:

saddlemaker's bench

Which, uhm, yeah. I think my more kinky readers can come up with uses for this bench which go beyond saddlemaking. But it’s awfully pretty, and very cool.

I was also surprised to learn that the whistle they used at the mill was actually an antique steam whistle which had been in service for a very long time:

steam whistle

I guess if it’s not broken, don’t replace it, right? The sound of that whistle is indelibly etched into my mind, and I’m sure I’m not the only one; it’s a pretty iconic noise, and I still miss it every day at noon.

wheel

This is in a room dedicated to the history of the train. There’s also a very cool antique bed, but the picture didn’t come out at all well, so you’ll have to take my word from it when I say it’s cool. And lots of pictures of trains, as you can probably gather.

The Guest House used to be, you know, a guest house. So the museum staff have kept a lot of the original fixtures:

sink

Check out those taps! Bet those saved a lot of water back in the day.

stained glass windows in a stairwell

That’s the main stairwell, complete with awesome stained glass. Alas, the picture is too dark for you to tell, but on the right there, you can see some original redwood water pipes; we had redwood pipes through the 1950s! How cool is that?!

I really enjoyed our little expedition, and I think Baxt did as well. You, in turn, can also visit your very own personal local museum, because chances are good that there probably is one, and there might be something interesting to be found there. Every community has a history, and it’s neat to meet the people who are trying to preserve it; unfortunately, chances are also very high that your local history museum, just like the Guest House, needs some financial help or volunteer effort to keep going. So why not support your community by helping to preserve the past?

Book 171: The Cloud Atlas

Apparently more than one book is named The Cloud Atlas, and I actually ordered the wrong Cloud Atlas, as I discovered when I picked this book up at the library. But I decided to read it anyway, because, hey, it came all this way, and it might turn out to be interesting, and wouldn’t it be serendipitous if I ended up liking a book I ordered accidentally? At least, that was my logic.

And I actually did end up liking this book. I don’t know if I would wax quite as poetic as some of the reviews on the back cover did, but it was a good book. It was an interesting story, and it was well crafted, and it had a hint of the mysterious and mystical, which I rather liked.

What would have happened if the Japanese had launched a major attack on the Pacific Coast in the form of explosives-laden balloons? That’s the centerpiece of the book, and it’s an interesting idea; in The Cloud Atlas, of course, the military decides to hush the whole affair up, and that’s where our tortured and confused main character comes in.

This is a book of stories within stories, and complex scenes with indiscernible undercurrents. I liked that most of the characters are imperfect, and that they spend their lives regretting this mistakes. Alaska, where most of the book takes place, is also a very interesting landscape to play with, and I like what Callanan did with it. Not having been to Alaska, of course, it’s easy to fall prey to the Great Alaskan Mystique, and this book definitely cultivated that, but it wasn’t heavy handed or intrusive, so I didn’t mind too much. It’s the sort of story which seemed like it could only unfold in the far reaches of the North, after all, so why not Alaska?

Demographics:

The Cloud Atlas, by Liam Callanan. Published 2004, 360 pages. Fiction.

Silky Bromeliads

The Fat Experience Project is a fascinating and rapidly growing project which aims to encompass all of fat culture, with the goal of humanizing people of size and illustrating the diversity of the fat experience. You might find it eye-opening.

How safe is American beef, really?

Dick Cheney is a barnacle!

Tomatoes, tomatoes, tomatoes. How to pick them, how to store them, how to use them.

Can Obama connect with the global Muslim community?

Supreme Court backs gun ownership, and my new favourite protest sign ever emerges: “If guns kill people, do pens misspell words?”

Britain has some pretty cool animals along its seashores. Like puffins.

Anti-growth may be hitting the Supreme Court soon. Except some sparks to fly.