I went on a Gerald Durrell re-read binge right before I picked up Watership Down (right after I started reading it, Tristan told me that his book club had picked it, so apparently I am psychic). I am closing in on the finish of Watership Down, but I think I want to dedicate a whole […]
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1. stop looking at me b. no squid. seriouslee. III. want my ears back. III. X. will also take prosthetics 7 . I can has cheezburger?
1. All obnoxious yappy dogs shall be sent to Guantanamo and confined without trial until further notice. 2. Humans are to deliver only the choicest of succulent meats. 3. I hereby outlaw the practice of veterinary proctology. 4. Heaters are too be on at all times.
1. Knitting shall be permitted in authorized areas only, under direct supervision. (Human is demonstration model only.) 2. Tasteless music, chainsaws, leaf blowers, loud engines, and Cheetos are to be banned within city limits. 3. Fish on Sundays. 4. No squid. 5. Squid.
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