I went on a Gerald Durrell re-read binge right before I picked up Watership Down (right after I started reading it, Tristan told me that his book club had picked it, so apparently I am psychic). I am closing in on the finish of Watership Down, but I think I want to dedicate a whole …
Daily Archives: 1 April, 2008
Insurrection Contained
I apologize for the interruption. We will return to our regularly scheduled programming shortly.
wnats
1. stop looking at me b. no squid. seriouslee. III. want my ears back. III. X. will also take prosthetics 7 . I can has cheezburger?
Now Hear This
1. All obnoxious yappy dogs shall be sent to Guantanamo and confined without trial until further notice. 2. Humans are to deliver only the choicest of succulent meats. 3. I hereby outlaw the practice of veterinary proctology. 4. Heaters are too be on at all times.
Manifesto
1. Knitting shall be permitted in authorized areas only, under direct supervision. (Human is demonstration model only.) 2. Tasteless music, chainsaws, leaf blowers, loud engines, and Cheetos are to be banned within city limits. 3. Fish on Sundays. 4. No squid. 5. Squid.
We Will Stop At Nothing
We demandz zee equal rights of voting for teh catzorz. Prepare to be boarded.
Meow
All your blogorz are belong to us.
Frisky Flats
A new Google tool allows people to search into the future. Glad to see Google’s constantly on the hunt to expand its offerings, as they also unveiled Virgle today. Virgle represents an innovative partnership between Google and Virgin Airlines to push the boundaries of space travel. Activists have installed a statue of His Noodly Greatness …