Dear Ron Paul

Please do not call me ever again. I know that I represent a juicy and untapped market for your campaign, but I really don’t like it when people call me. Even my friends know better than to call me, for Pete’s sake.

Seriously. Isn’t there some sort of law against spamming cell phones with unsolicited advertisements?

How the hell did you even get my phone number?

Thanks,

s.e. smith

p.s. I already mailed in my ballot for the primary, so the rest of you political fiends don’t need to call me either.