On the advice of my editor, I tried baby powder as an ant deterrent. I had someone else procure it for me, because I was embarrassed to be seen in the act of purchasing baby powder. You know how it is in a small town…people draw all sorts of conclusions. I dutifully spread it around …
Daily Archives: 1 September, 2007
Heated Snails
Trash scavenging is one way to make a living in the Occupied Territories. A little bit less of our water will be diverted to Southern California, the LA Times wails. I have said it before and I will say it again: why should we be forced to supply water to people stupid enough to build …
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The entire town is infested with tourists and hot as fuck this weekend. And you know what that means, dear readers. Yes, that’s right, I’m cranky. I pushed my way through the hordes earlier in an attempt to reach the library, where some books were allegedly waiting for me. After being subjected to screaming children, …