A Clarifying Public Service Announcement

Since there appears to be some confusion about this issue, I would like to inform my readers that neither of the people in the image below is responsible for the content of this website:

getting ready to ice skate

The author of this website is, in fact, female, rather short, and far more interested in food than either of these individuals are. Therefore, accolades, complaints, and gifts should be showered upon me, rather than them.